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Whoopi Goldberg’s Bladder of Liberty

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I remember when Whoopi Goldberg was actually funny. There was her very first breakout routine “”Direct from Broadway,” which debuted in 1985. Then in 1989 came “Fontaine… Why am I Straight?” Even 20 years later in 2005 her special “Back to Broadway” still had very strong moments.

Agree with her politics or not you have to admit it’s some pretty good social satire.

That’s not to say she hasn’t made some mistakes in her career. What possibly led to her being cast as a recurring guest on “Star Trek: The Next Generation” is beyond me and her movie career has often been less than stellar: Jumpin Jack Flash? Fatal Beauty?

But she’s had a long successful career and can’t be possibly be hurting for money. Or can she?

Holy shit. Right there in my Sunday paper. Whoopi, dressed as the Statue of Libery, pushing Poise pads which are apparently “specifically” designed to help with light bladder leakage, or LBL to those in the know.

Awww cmon! Really?

Light bladder leakage?

Doesn’t anyone just age gracefully anymore? Worse yet, if you visit YouTube it’s easy to find a series of videos with Whoopi portraying famous women through history all of whom had to deal with LBL.

Including our country’s shining beacon of hope:

Look, I know lady liberty isn’t young anymore but I certainly never considered the idea that the old girl might need Poise liners to help with her light bladder leakage. As if you needed another reason not to drink water from New York harbor.

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